With the growing amount of polygamous relationships, there is no wonder why songs such as Pleasure P’s ”Boyfriend #2” and Jasmine Sullivan’s “Switch” can keep toes tapping and ringtones popping. Today’s women are showing, being a dog can be a real bitch. Long are the days of women standing by aimlessly watching as their men cheat and deceive, the 21st century shows you that the Lady is indeed a tramp. Popularity is growing with a vast number of women “dipping out” on their relationships to “jump off,” with others, but why? Taking the time to speak with several women these were the top reasons I was given (men pay attention):
1. “He cheated first!” Some women say that the hurt and disappointment (they have become all too familiar with) has caused distrust in their relationships. They feel that they could never put all their “eggs in one basket,” so if they find their significant other cheating, they will be well prepared the second time—armed with a “Jody” aka “plan B.”
2. “Great Man, Bad Lover!” Although they love their man and he is the greatest person they have ever met, “he” is just not fulfilling their sexual needs. They run to the “guy on the side,” for greater sexual gratification.
3. “Q.T. (quality time), what the hell is that?” This was the most common response. These women are starved for attention and feel underappreciated, due to the lack of time they spend with their partner. Some of them even sneak their “boy toys,” into their homes, under their sheets and find it ever so rewarding that there man doesn’t even know—the white stains on the sheets did not come from using Powdered Tide, when washing clothes.
Cheating, Lying and Sneaking is now a team sport. Women have long exchanged their aprons for suits, but they have also decided “anything he can do, I can get away with,” The victim is now the perpetrator. Watch out, men! There is a brand new trend in town and it cost more than a trip to Neman Marcus. You have lost you ability to be a “bad boy” and keep a “good girl.”
If your sex game is weak and you know it, ask her how to step it up. If you have a smaller penal size, pray to the penis God (monotheism) to get a larger one—over night, or… talk to your Doctor. Learn to use toys that are stimulating and pleasing,
If you don’t she will find a Mandingo that will.
Mr. Rabbit, life is not a fairy tale. Alice will not stay in Wonderland if you have no time to say, “Hello—Goodbye!” There are many pressing concerns that take a man’s day, working, playing, and socializing with Craig and them; these things are hard work, but—take care of home first, before someone else gets your time.
Honesty is best when you enter a relationship, cheating is a difficult task. It takes less energy to tell the truth. If you and your partner truly enjoy having romantic relationships outside of the commitment you two share, perhaps explore becoming “swingers” or have an “open relationship.” Just keep in mind two wrongs don’t make a right, but two truths provide a happy life.
-Written by, Trina B.
Hushhh Publications. All rights reserved (17-7-09)
1. “He cheated first!” Some women say that the hurt and disappointment (they have become all too familiar with) has caused distrust in their relationships. They feel that they could never put all their “eggs in one basket,” so if they find their significant other cheating, they will be well prepared the second time—armed with a “Jody” aka “plan B.”
2. “Great Man, Bad Lover!” Although they love their man and he is the greatest person they have ever met, “he” is just not fulfilling their sexual needs. They run to the “guy on the side,” for greater sexual gratification.
3. “Q.T. (quality time), what the hell is that?” This was the most common response. These women are starved for attention and feel underappreciated, due to the lack of time they spend with their partner. Some of them even sneak their “boy toys,” into their homes, under their sheets and find it ever so rewarding that there man doesn’t even know—the white stains on the sheets did not come from using Powdered Tide, when washing clothes.
Cheating, Lying and Sneaking is now a team sport. Women have long exchanged their aprons for suits, but they have also decided “anything he can do, I can get away with,” The victim is now the perpetrator. Watch out, men! There is a brand new trend in town and it cost more than a trip to Neman Marcus. You have lost you ability to be a “bad boy” and keep a “good girl.”
If your sex game is weak and you know it, ask her how to step it up. If you have a smaller penal size, pray to the penis God (monotheism) to get a larger one—over night, or… talk to your Doctor. Learn to use toys that are stimulating and pleasing,
If you don’t she will find a Mandingo that will.
Mr. Rabbit, life is not a fairy tale. Alice will not stay in Wonderland if you have no time to say, “Hello—Goodbye!” There are many pressing concerns that take a man’s day, working, playing, and socializing with Craig and them; these things are hard work, but—take care of home first, before someone else gets your time.
Honesty is best when you enter a relationship, cheating is a difficult task. It takes less energy to tell the truth. If you and your partner truly enjoy having romantic relationships outside of the commitment you two share, perhaps explore becoming “swingers” or have an “open relationship.” Just keep in mind two wrongs don’t make a right, but two truths provide a happy life.
-Written by, Trina B.
Hushhh Publications. All rights reserved (17-7-09)
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